Lesbos Saturday
Saturday, February 28th, 2009
Archive for February, 2009
Friday Females
Friday, February 27th, 2009
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you
like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way
out?”
“No,” says Carlos.
Armando asks, “Do you like a woman whose teets hang
almost to her knees?”
“No,” says Carlos.
“Well, Carlos, would you like a woman whose heeps are so
mucho grande?”
“Caramba! No, amigo!” Carlos replied.
“Theen tell me why,” asked Armando, “do you keep screwing
my wife?”
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
“What happened?†she asks.
“I’ve never been with a woman,†he says. “But if it’s anything like screwing a kangaroo I’m gonna need all the room I can get!â€
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy and ..
Wife on the cover of “missing persons”
Babes for Thursday
Thursday, February 26th, 2009
Wednesday Women
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009Later today, will post some great links to various adult sites. For now, be content looking at these babes.
